59 ] Nasha ...... A Hot Script

A Sex Comedy Script

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58] Last Game.... A Action Movie Script

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57] Meethi Rassgulli..... A Comedy Script

इस कॉमेडी स्क्रिप्ट के लिए सम्पर्क करें। ये एक साफ-सुथरी हिंदी भाषा में लिखी गई मेरी स्क्रिप्ट है। आप हिंदी-इंग्लिश-पंजाबी और पहाड़ी भाषा में अपनी पसंद की कोई भी स्क्रिप्ट लिखवाने के लिए सम्पर्क करें। हर बजट में मैं स्क्रिप्ट लिखता हूँ। 

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56] Chor, The Latest Version...... A Comedy and suspense Story

Yeh Script Likh kar teyaar ho chuki hai. Iske 5 Parts likhe ja chuke hain. Meri yeh Script Comedy, Action aur Suspense se bharpoor hai. Yeh Script Ek webseries ke liye likhi gayi hai. 5 Parts me is Webseries ka Season one teyaar hai. Is webseries ke agle Seasons ke har bhaag ke liye Contact karen..........

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	1]  Abhay                           Hero                                             23 Age
	2] Paayal                            Heroine                                        23 Age
	3] Anjuman                        Hero's Friend                              23 Age
	4] Aakash                           Hero's Friend                              20 Age
	5] Aanchal                           Hero's Sister                                19 Age
	6] Nishant                          Hero's Friend                               20 Age
	7] Vishmber                       Hero's Father                               40 Age
	8] Sarojni                            Hero's Mother                             35 Age
	9] Vishnu                            Hero's Uncle
	10] FiveCollage Boy          Villain
	11] Abhay Faimly
	12]Police Team
1st Scene	Lights, Camera, Action-
Location	1] Bank 2] Market
	( Abhay bank me gadi ki EMI jama karvane jata hai. Thodi der me, munh latka kar pareshani se bahar nikal aata hai. Bahar Bike par uska best friend Anjuman wait kar rha tha. )
Anjuman	Kya huaa, munh kyun latka hai tera.
Abhay	Yaar pichle mahine bhi papa ki emi ka cheque bounce hua tha. Is baar bhi cheque bounce hua hai. Ab kya karun.
Anjuman	Yaar tere papa ki to bahut badi shop hai. Aapke bhi cheque bounce hote hain.
Abhay	Kya karen, har koi Sale lagakar baith jata hai. Kamai karen to kaise karen.
Anjuman	( Utsukta se puchne lagta hai-) Teri Shop me sunder ladkiyan to bahut aati hongi.
Abhay	( Itna sunkar hi chehra andar se khil uthta hai. Fir thodi der ke baad kehne lagta hai- ) Bas….., “Dil ke taron ko mat ched, Bahut dukhte hain. Ki, arz kiya hai….. Dil ke taron ko mat ched, Bahut dukhte hain……. Pukkiyon ki tamnna rakhne vaale ye honth, Saamne aane vali har ladki ko didi-didi ratate hain……. didi-didi ratate hain……. didi-didi ratate hain……. didi-didi ratate hain…….
Anjuman	( Chounk kar-) Kya ?
Abhay	Meri  jagah tum hote to, ye k..ya…. nahin karte. College jaane vali kai ladkiyyan to mujhe bhaiya ji hi bolti hain. Ye jindgi me aesa gum hai, jo mera kabhi bhi nahin bhar sakta hai. Chid hoti hai jab itne handsome golmatolu ladke ko ladkiyan bhaiya ji kehkar pukarti hain tab.
Anjuman	To kya tumne aaj tak koi pataai nahin ?
Abhay	Chaar….. Chaar ladkiyan pata chuka hun.
Anjuman	( Chedte huye-) Tumhari to panchon ungliyaan ghee me, taange batte par aur sir kadhai me hai. Bahut lucky ho tum. Mujhse to aaj tak sirf do hi pat paain hain.
2nd Scene	Lights, Camera, Action-
Location	1] House 2] Forest
	( Dark Brown ke tite kapde daale aur full mask se chehre ko dhake, haath me bag liye choron ki tarh koi, Abhay ke ghar ki devaar faand kar bahar ghad-dhaam se gir jata hai. Abhay ka ghar gaanv me sunsaan jagh par tha. Kamar pakad kar nakabposh khada hota hai. Baig ko peeth ke peeche pakad kar, jungle ki tarf chal padta hai. Thode dur ghane jungle me ek purana ghar tha. Charon aur andhera-hi-andhera chaya hua tha. Dheere se ghar ka darbaja kholkar ander chala jata hai. Andhere me baig se nikaalkar bada chashma laga leta hai, chashme ka batan davata hai..aage Light jal padti hai. Yahan-vahan dekhta hai, sukhi ghaas ke tinke latak rahe the. Baig se safed rumaal par davai chidakta hai. Neeche dekhta hai, Bhains jugali kar rahi thi. Bhains ki naak par rumaal dava deta hai. Bhains yahaan-vahaan sir marne lagti hai. Abhay kass kar uski gardan pakdne ki koshish karta-karta gir jaata hai, uthkar fir rumaal se bhains ki naak aur bazu se gardan ko davata hai. Bhains sir maar-maar kar behosh ho jaati hai. Baig ki jeep kholkar baltu nikalkar, bhains ko dheere-dheere dohne lagta hai. Chaar ltr dodh, baig me rakhin botlon me bhar leta hai. Botlen aur balti ko baig me daalkar jeep band karke jeb se phone nikaalkar search karne lagta hai. Dhoom ki dhun lagata hai. Thodi der dhoom ki dhunn sunta rehta hai. Fir andhera karke gum ho jaata hai.]
3rd Scene	Lights, Camera, Action-
Location	1] Collage  Room
	( Abhay Collage me sabse peeche apne do-doston Aakash, Nishant aur Anjuman ke saath, hansta huaa baaten kar rha tha. Aage baaki ke 700 students baithe the. Ek ladki roti hui andar aati hai. Students me kisi ko dhundhne lagti hai. Saare Students use dekh kar chup ho jaate hain. Abhay apne doston ke saath vaise hi hans-hans kar baaten kar raha tha. Ladki roti hui Abhay ke paas chali jaati hai. Abhay use rota dekhkar chounk jata hai. Puchta hai- )
Abhay	Aanchal…. Kya hua tumhe ? tum ro kyun rahi ho ?
Aanchal	( Rote huye -) Bhaiya….., meri Seaction ke ladke.., mujhe ro..roj tang karte hain.
Abhay	( Gusse me aa jata hai- ) Tumne mujhe bataya kyun nahin ?
Aanchal	( Rote huye -) Kya batati, ki vo bheed me ya, sabke saamne mujhe kahan chu rahe hain….. ? kya bataati, ki vo mujhe gannde tount maarte hain roj, ya ye batati ki vo mujhse jabrdasti kandhe takra-takra kar jaate hain……
Abhay	( Uska munh rone ko ho gaya tha. ) Tu chal, main abhi aata hun.
	( Haan me sir hilati hui, Palat kar baahar chali jaati hai. Sare Students Abhay ki tarf dekh rahe the. )
Aakash	( Gusse me kehta hai- ) Tu darr kyun raha hai, hum hain na.
Abhay	( Gardan jhukaye baitha tha. )
Nishant	Hum charon agar ek-ek punch bhi fainkege na, saale tabhi vahin par behosh ho jayenge.
Abhay	( Gardan uthakar unki tarf dekhne lagta hai. Aankhe uskin aansuon me tar chukin thi. Saare claasroom me sannata cha chuka tha. )
Anjuman	Hum hain na, cheer denge saalon ko.
Abhay	( Bhari aur kaanpti aavaj me kehta hai- ) Hum bhi ladkiyon ke saath, aesa hi karte hain na.
	( Teeno ke munh bnd ho jaate hain. )
Abhay	Aaj meri, meri behan ke saath aesa hua, tab mujhe pata chala, ek bhaai ko kitna bura lagta hai.
	( Abhay bench par, saare Sutdents ke beecho-beech un paanch ladko ke munh par, mukkon ki jhadi laga deta hai. Unhe sambhlne ka jara bhi mouka nahin deta hai. Bhari aankhon se, sabke naak aur munh tod raha tha. Fir ek-ek ko kheench-kheench kar mukkon se todne lagta hai. Kabhi ek ko maar raha tha, kabhi dusre ko to kabhi panchve ko. Students darkar desk se hat jaate hain. Sabke naak-munh aur danton se khoon nikaal deta hai. Uske teeno dost doud kar aa jaate hain. Vahaan ka khoufnaak nazara dekh kar chounk jaate hain. Abhay unhe peet-peet kar haanf chuka tha…….. Hanfta-hanfta apne doston ke kandhon par haath rakhta.  )
Abhay	Jab khud dil me takleef hoti hai, “asli dard ka pata tab hi chlta hai.”
	( Sunkar Doston kee aankhon me bhi aansu aa jaate hain. )
Aanchal	( Roti hui, Abhay ke kndhe par haath rakhti hai-)
Abhay	Peeche paltata hai.
Aanchal	( Roti hui, Bhaiya kehkar…..  kas kar Seene se lag jaati hai.
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4^th Scene- Lights, Camera, Action.           

Location- 1] Night Bedroom

( Raat ko andhere me apne bistar me ghuskar Abhay, phone par apni girlfriend se dheere-dheere, meethi-meethi baaten kar raha tha. Uski girlfriend ki sirf saari raat sirf baaten hi sunai deti hain, dikhai sirf Abhay hi deta hai sari calling me.)

Abhay-                                                                            

Kaash Tum meri hoti, to batata main tumhe.

Paayal-

( bade hi pyaar se- )

Raat ke Dedh baze aap kya bataate ?

Abhay-

Tum mujhe emotional karne ki koshish na kro. Main is vaqt emotional ho chuka hun. Iska sara cradits sirf tumhe hi jata hai meri jaan.

Paayal-

Chal jhoothe…… tum jhooth bahut bolte ho mujhse. Tumhari baaton me to til jitni sacchai bhi nahin hai.

Abhay-

Roz raat ke 2-2 baze sota hun, aur kya sacchai chahiye tumhe. Subah college ke liye uthna mushkil ho jata hai, papa mujhe jagane ke liye roz kattu chodte hain…..  aur tum mere dil ko aesa bolkar dukha rahi ho.

Paayal-

( Bade hi pyaar se kehne lagti hai…… )

baba Sorry, main jaanti hun tum mujhse bahut pyaar karte ho. Accha jaanu, Meri Sister ka recharge karna hai 700 ka, Please-please kar doge kya… please-please-please…

Abhay-

( Madhoshi me paagal hokar kehta hai )

Tum jab Please-Please kehti ho na, bye god……, hrdy me chidr kar deti ho. Abhi kar deta hun, 2 din pehle tumhara bhi kiya tha na. To tumhari Sister ka recharge kya cheez hai.

Paayal-

Abhay ji Sorry, meri Sister ke paas 2 no. hain, dono par 1400 ka recharge karna hai.

Abhay-

( Madhoshi me paagal ho chuka tha..)

Lakhon ki sale monthly hamen apni shop me hoti hai, 1400 to kuch nahin Paayal ji….. 15000 ka recharge bhi main kar sakta hun.

Paayal-

Aap jhooth bol rahe hain, bolne bale karte nahin hain. Agar aap karna chahte to mere dusre number par 14000 ka recharge karva dete.

Abhay-

( Chadar faink kar khushi se choukdi maarkar, jhatt se baith jata hai, khushi me apni gardan yahaan-vahaan hilate-hilate kehne lagta hai. )

Kro number send.

Paayal –

( Number send karke kehti hai.. )                      

 kar diya send, par aap mujhse payaar nahin karte hain.

Abhay –

(15000 ka recharge Google pay se kar deta hai. Roub se akad kar kehne lagta hai-)

Hum, “vo aashiq hain jo apne sacche pyar ka example dene se, peeche kabhi nahi hatate. Cheque Bounce karvana hamari mazburi nahin…… hamare Pyaar ki khawaish hai.”

( Paayal ki tarf se zor se lambi kiss aati hai. )

Abhay Khushi se kaanp uthta hai. Kanpta huaa… bed par sir ke bal pichli tarf ludhkta hua, dono taange divaar se sta kar gehri neend me so jata hai.

5^th Scene- Lights, Camera, Action-

Location- 1] Building 2] Forest

( Andheri ghani raat me, ek chor kaale rang ke kapdon me, aur chehre par kala nkab pehne paanch-manzila building par khada tha. Apni peeth par pehne kaale bag ko kholkar dekhta hai, usme noton ki kai gaddhiyan thi. Gaddhiyan uthakr, choom kar vapis bag me band karke rakh deta hai. Apne phone me Dhoom ki dhun lagakar sunne lagta hai. Panchvi manzil se rassi pol se bandhta hai. Rassi se utar kar chouthi manzil par pahunchta hai. Yahaan-vahaan dekhkar fir phone nikaal kar Dhoom ki dhun sunta hai. Sunne ke baad aage jaakr, khidki ke sahare chouthi manzil par utar jata hai. Chouthi manzil par khada hokar fir phone nikal kar, Dhoom ki dhun sunta hai. Iske baad chouthi manzil se dusri tarf chupke-chupke jaakr, pipe se teesri manzil par utar kar pahunchta hai. Yahaan-vahaan dekhkar dheere-dheere building ki sedhiyon se utar kar dusri manzil par pahunchta hai….

( Neeche se sedhiyon par se chupke-chupke Police upar chadh rahi thi.)

Chor Police ko upar aata dekhkar chounk jata hai. Vahaan se bhagkar dusri manzil se jungle ki tarf chlaang laga deta hai. Police dusri manzil se us par goliyaan barsaane lagti hai.Chor ghne jungle me ruk kar, Phone nikalkar Dhoom ki dhun on karke jeb me phone daal deta hai. Peeche mudkar dekhta hai, Police uske peeche doudi hui thi. Vo lumbi chlaang se dhoom ki dhun ke saath khaai me girkar bhaag jata hai.

6^th Scene- Lights, Camera, Action-

Location- 1] College

( Abhay aur Anjuman college ki chatt par akele aapas me baaten kar rahe the. )

Abhay-

Anjuman.., ab mujhe lagta hai yaar, kisi ladki ko hamen pata lena hi chahiye.

Anjuman-

( Akad kar kehta hai-)                                

Aa gya confidence? Iske liye kheeson me paise hone chahiye. Mere kheese har vqt noton se bhare rehte hain. Aaj tak 2 ladkiyon ke saath setting hai, 3 saal ho gaye… unki har khwahish ko pura karne ki himmat har pal kee hai maine.

Abhay-

( Chounk kar kehta hai- )                       

Bhai daka-baka hi mat daal dena kahin. Police ulta tanga-tanga kar bahut gandi-gandi  jagah maarti hai.

Anjuman-

( Apne upar garv mehsus karta huaa-)

Daka to hum sirf do jaghon par marna pasnd karte hain, dusri jagah hamne kabhi chodi nahin aur…., teesari jagah hamne kabhi choose nahin ki.

Abhay-

( Sunkar hairani se uska munh hi band ho jata hai, kuch kehne lagta hai, lekin samjh hi nahin aata ki kya kahe. Khada hokar college ke neeche dekhne lagta hai. Neeche kai Students yahaan-vahaan ja rahe the. Apne man me mayusi aur udasi se sochne lagta hai- )

Abhay-

Bhaiya sunne ke gum se mujhe ye kabhi ubhrne nahin dega. Lagta hai Jagat bhrata hi banakar chodega.                   

( Uski tarf palat kar kehne lagta hai -)

Anjuman…, pehle to tu aesa nahin tha, huaa kya tumhe ? Kahin Dream Eleven khelna to nahin shuru kar di.

Anjuman-

( Baitha-baitha Aankhe band karke baahen failaye kehne lagta hai -)   

Dream me to main khel raha hun lekin, lekin…… Dream Eleven me nahin.

 

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7^th Scene- Lights, Camera, Action-                 

Location- 1] Beautiful Mountain

( Abhy apni bike par, Shimla ki haseen vadiyon me akele khada tha. Charon aor khubsurt pahaad-hi-pahaad the. Charon tarf  prakrtik sundrta ko dekh kar….. man-hi-man bahut khush hone lagta hai. Kuch der sundrta ke nazaare akela dekhte rehta hai. Fir unchi khubsurat pahaadi par khada hokar, pure zor se chillane lagta hai- )

Paa…..yal I Love You……

( Charon tarf uski aavaj gunjne lagti hai. Aavaj ko gunjta sun kar bahut hi Khushi mehsus karne lagta hai. Fir se puri zor se  chillane shuru karta hai - )

Paa….yal ji….. I Love You, Paayal ji aaaa…..I Love You. Main aapke bina zinda nahin reh sakta paayal ji. Paayal ji….. aaa….i Love You. Aap mujhe nahin mili to main yahin se kood kar mar jaaunga paayal ji. Main sach keh raha hun. Paayal ji…….. aai love You………….

8^th Scene- Lights, Camera, Action-                           

Location- 1] Abhay House

Kuch mahino baad…………..

( Ghar me Abhay ke Papa, dopehar ke vqt, bahut hi gusse se Abhay ka intzaar kar rahe the. Unki aankhon me bahut buri tarh se gussa tha. Abhay ki mammy aur parivaar ke saare log,puri tarh se Papa ko dekh darr chuke the. Mammy darte-darte kehne lagti hai- )

Sarojni

Ji, hamara beta ab bada ho chuka hai. Please use mariyega mat. Is  umr ki maar sari umr bhar, yaad rehti hai.

Vishmaber-

( Gusse me aag-babula ho chuka tha, kehne lagta hai- ).                                                 Tumhare nalayak ki hi harqt hai, jisne mera aaj pehli baar VP high kar diya hai.

Sarojni-

( Bete se daraate huye- )                                        

ji….., aapne use aaj tak mara nahin, kabhi aapne usse unchi aavaj me baat na ki. Aesa na ho aap use ek thappad maaren, aur mera beta aapko badle me 2 thappad gaalon par tika de.

Vishmaber-

( Uski tarf gusse se dekhta huaa - )                              

Tum mujhe us napunsak ki aulaad se dara rahi ho ?

Sarojni-

( Sunkar sabke saamne paani-paani ho jaati hai, sharmsaar hokar kehti hai - )           haay daiyaa…… aap parsonal baaten bahar kyun  share kar rahe hain.

Vishmaber-

( Apni kahi baat se khansi karta huaa sambhlne lagta hai- )                  

Please the Topic change…..

( Abhay tabhi ghar pahunchta hai, Papa ko gusse me dekhkar dar jata hai. Dheere-dheere jaakar  apne Papa ke gaalon par jaakar kiss karke kehta hai-)

Today’s your Looking Daddy ji…. Very maacho man ….. I like it Daddy ji, I like it.

( dheere se kehne lagta hai -)

Aap maacho-man hain…. Is time yahaan kya kar rahe hain.

Vishmaber-

( Pure gusse me, pure zor se uske gaalon me tamacha jadta hai. Abhay jaakar door sofe par girta hai. Pura munh uska kaanp jata hai. Tamaache ki aavaj sab jagah sunai deti hai. Girta hi gaal ko pakad kar kehta hai- )

Abhay-

Fans gaye ……..?

( Sarojni, Vishmaber ko marne se rokne lagti hai. Vishmaber use ek tarf faink kar chillakar kehta hai- )

Vishmaber-

Chup saali hijjdi…..  

( jaakar tamaache-pe-tamaache Abhay ke munh par zor-zor se jadne lagta hai, jadte-jadte kehta jata hai….. )

Saale, haraamzaade….. teen mahino se gaadi ki emi jama karvane tu ja raha hai. Fir mere check bounce kese ho rahe hain, kahan rakhe tune paise, bata……….

( Vishmaber-Teen tamache aur jad deta hai, Abhay dar kar buri tarh sofe par baitha-baitha kaanp chuka tha. )

( Saare parivaar vaale Vishmaber ko bahon me bharkar jabrdasti rok lete hain. Sarojni roti hui kehne lagti hai- )

Sarojni-

Aap mere Jigar ke tukde ko kamzor, aur kaayar na Samjhen…. Socho us pal ko agar isne, jbaan haathon se 2-4 tamaache, aapke munh me abhi jad diye to kya hoga. Aapki varson se banaai hui izzat abhi mitti me mil jayegi.

Abhay-

( Siskta huaa, apni maan ki taangon se peeche lipt jata hai. Darta huaa aur rone ko gaya tha, kehne lagta hai- )

Mammy ji, gaal bahut dukh rahe hain, Papa ji ne babru hi bna diye.

( Sarojni ka man apne bete ko tadfta dekhkar pighal jata hai….. rote-rote kehne lagti hai- )

Sarojni-

Keede paden aese haathon ko, jo mere bacche ke komal gaalon par pade hain. Toot kar bikhar jaayen aese haath…….

( Baithkar uske gaalon ko haath me lekar, foonk marte-marte…, bhare man se kehne lagti hai-)

He bhagvaan mere laal ke gaal to bhature hi bna diye. Sirf cholon ki hi kami hai.

9^th Scene- Lights, Camera, Action-                                

Location- 1] Police Station

( Police station me Police officer se, SP Case ki file dete huye samjha rahe the. )

SP-

Ye 2 choron ki file hai,Inke naam to abhi tak malum nahin huye hain, Inke kapdon ke  pehnane ke style alg-alg hain, ek Dark Brown kapdon me lutpaat karta hai, to dusra Dark Black kapdon me lutpaat karta hai. Dark Brown kapdon vala chor koi shatir chor nahin lagta hai, lekin kaale kapdon vala chor bahut hi khatrnaak hai. Is shehar ki suraksha ki jimmedari mere kndhon par hai. Main nahin chahta ki is case me tumhari tarf se  koi bhi dheel ho.

Police Officer-

( Chaati taan kar pure zor se, pair patak kar jabab deta hai- )

Ye…..s Sir……..

( File pakad kar salyut maarkar baahr chala jata hai. )

10^th Scene- Lights, Camera, Action-                               

Location- 1] Night Road 2] House

( Dark Brown kapdon me, nkab pehne, peeth par apna baig pehne chor,raat ke samy me sunsaan jagah par, Bas ki chatt par se chalaang lagakar neeche girta hai….. Bas chali jaati hai. Yahaan-vahaan dekhta hai, Charon tarf sunsaan pada tha. Apni jeb se phone nikal kar Amitabh ki Don movi ka Dialog lagakar sunne lagta hai-)

Don ko pakdna mushkil hi nahin, namukin hai…….  

15 feet taron ke upar se hava me chlaang maarkar, jungle ki tarf bhaagne lagta hai, Bhagta-bhagta time dekhne lagta hai, raat ke 12 baze the. Dheere-dheere kisi ghar ke kamre ko kholta hai…… Charon tarf andhera chaya huaa tha. Apne sir par lagi Light jalaata hai……  Saamne ek bhains jugaali kar rahi thi. Peeche se koi uthakar use patak deta hai. Uske munh se ui-amma hi niklti hai. Sir ki light us par padti hai, saamne lambe seengo vali gaay thi. Bhains aur gaay khunton se choot jaati hain aur chor ko apne sir se aur taangon se peetne lagti hain. Bhains aur gaay aavaj kar-kar peetne lagti hain. Pairon samet chor par chadh jaati hain, Chor unki maar ke dard ko apne gale me dabaye sab seh rha tha, girta-padta apni jaan bachakar kamre se baahar nikal kar, langdata huaa bhagta hai. Gaay aur bhenson ki aavaj sunkar gharke maalik bhi uth jaate hain, lekin unhe pata nahin chalta kya huaa tha.

11^th Scene-Lights, Camera, Action-                               

Location- 1] College

( Charon dost Abhay ke, College me uska intzaar kar rahe the. Charon apni-apni bikes par, goldhaare me lagaye huye baithe the. Abhay samne se apni bike lakar unke saamne laga deta hai. Utar kar sabse haath milata hai aur unke saath neeche baith jata hai. Ek kehta hai-)

Aakash-

Kahan tha yaar week se, kahin ladki ghumane hi to nahin chala gya tha.

Abhay-

( Muskurata huaa- )                                             

Na mere yaar, na…. Dil ke purane ghavon ka na ched…..

hoti hai badi peed….

Arz kiya hai ki……   

( sabhi kehte hain, vah-vah,vah-vah-vah)

Dil ke purane ghavon ka na ched, hoti hai badi peed…..                                                              thode se paison ka tanka kya laga liya,

ki……. Thode se paison ka tanka kya lgaliya,

Bedardi se Papa ji ne diya Charon tarf cheer…… Charon tarf se cheer…….

( Vah-vah,vah-vah, vah-vah, vah-vah ki aavaj gunj padti hai. )

Anjuman-

( anadr se khushi baahar nikalta huaa kehta hai -)

Isi baat par to party banti hai…..

Aese mouke baar-baar nahin milte, vo din gye jab raat-raat bhr Partiyaan ka intzaar karna padta tha. Ye to khushi ka vo mouka hai jo varson baad milta hai.

( Abhay ko baithe-baithe hi uske friends, Khushi-khushi use kandhon par bithakar, college ki canteen ki tarf le jaate hain….

 

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12^th Scene- Lights, Camera, Action-

Location- 1] Bank 2] House Room

( Abhay Bank me gaadi ki emi jama karvaane khada tha, uske aage ek uncle khade the. Abhay ki achanak nazar, cashier ki key board par….. chalti ungliyon par padti hai. Bade dhyaan se Key board par uski chalti ungliyaan dekhne lagta hai. Apne ghar me jaakar raat me yahi sochne lagta hai, uske khyaalon me sirf cashier ki ungliyan hi aa rahin thi. Uthkar apne Laptop ko kholkar on karta hai, fir cashier ki saari harqat ko dhyan me yaad karke, Laptop chlaane lagta hai. Dekhte-hi-dekhte Bank me, apne se aage bale uncle ke khaate ko open kar deta hai. Khushi se pagal ho uthta hai. Freez se Sprite nikaal kar peene lagta hai. Apne aap se baith kar kehne lagta hai-)

Abhay-

Hackers banna to bahut aasan hai.

( Apni passbook nikalkar table par rakhta hai. Jab paise transfer karne lagta hai tab chounk jata hai, kehta hai- )

Abhay-

Sirf hazaar rupey. Ye bhi kya koi balance hai.Chalo, hazaar hi sahi. Ye koun se mere hain. Meri Paayal darling ji, tumhare liye main khushiyon ki jhadi laga dunga.Tumhare liye to main, tumhare parivaar ke saare recharge har mahine karva sakta hun.

13^th Scene- Lights, Camera, Action-                                        

Location- 1] Night Bedroom

( Raat ko chaddar me ghuskar, Paayal se meethi-meethi baaten kar raha tha. Paayal ki sirf aavaj hi sunai de rahi thi…. Aur Abhay baat karta-karta dikhai de raha tha. )

Abhay-

Ek baat bolun …..

Paayal-

Haanji bolo na aap……, 2 baat bolo ?

Abhay-

Aaj tak mujhse kisi bhi ladki ne call par, aadhe ghante se jyada baat na ki, kyonki unhen main boring lagta tha. Aap hi bolo…, kya main boring hun.

Paayal-

( Bade Pyaar se kehti hai-)

Hamen, “boring boy pasnd hain.”

Abhay-

( Bahut khush hota hai, bade pyar se kehne lagta hai-)                                     

Kaash kuch ladkiyon ki soch tumhare jaise pavitr hoti……. Aur batao main, main tumhare liye  kya kar sakta hun.

Paayal-

Bata dungi aapko…., ab batao milna kab , 4 mahino se hum phone par hi baaten kar rahe hain.

Abhay-

( Chounk jata hai, sochne lagta hai-)

Aesa na ho kahin ye bhi hamari customer nikle, Discount ke laalach me bhaiya bolkar chali jaye.

( Us se baat sambhal kar kehne lagta hai- )                         

Mil, mil lenge Paayal ji, itni jaldi bhi kya hai. Main to soch raha hun, 4 kar mahine aur phone par meethi-meethi baaten kar lete hain. Iske baad milna to… hai hi….

14^th Scene- Lights, Camera, Action-                                  

Location- 1] House 2] Cow House

( Abhay college se ghar aata hai. Darvaja band karke, andar aata hai. Tabhi uske Papa Vishmaber, peeche se gusse me jump maar kar uski peeth par baith jaate hain. )

Abahy-

( darr kar chillata hai-)

mammy bachao, mammy bachao…

( Sarojni  Kitchan se doudti hai-)

Sarojni -

kya huaa mere laal, kya huaa……

Abhay-

( Darta huaa chillakar kehta hai-)

Mammy ji-mammy ji, meri peeth par koi, badbudaar jaanwar hai. Aese lag raha hai jaise koi Suar sad kar mar gaya ho.

( Vishmaber ke bhaar se Abhay dab kar neeche pet ke gir jata hai.Vishmaber use ulta pade-pade mukkon se peetata-2 kehta hai-)

Vishmaber-

Haramzade kya kami hai hamari parvarish me.Tu apni harqton se baaz nahin aayega.

( Sarojni, roti hui chudane lagti hai. )

Sarojni-

Aap Abhay ko kyun maar rahe hain. Koi baat nahin, agar ek check aur bounce ho gya to.

Vishmaber-

Check tak to theek tha.                                  

( Laat maar-maar kar, ghar se baahar le jaata hai. )

Puch apni aulaad se, isne kya kiya hai.

Abhay-

( Rota huaa kehta hai- )                       

Maine kuch nahin kiya Papa ji. Aapka beta hun, Bail nahin…. Jra dheere maaro.

Sarojni-

( Gire pade bete ko bahon me bhar leti hai. Fatkaaren de-dekar bolne lagti hai.)

Keede paden un haathon ko jo mere laal par uthe hon, taange kat kar alag ho jayen, jo tànge mere laal ki pasliyon par padi hon.

Vishmaber-

( Pada huaa bada danda uthakr, ek sadppa maan ko rakhta jata hai…, dusra sadppa Abhay ko rakhta jata hai. Dono par sadppon ki ek barobar jhadi laga deta hai )

( Maan-bete chillate huye dono, gaushala me chip jate hain. Ghar ke baaki log bhi ikkathe ho gye the. Vishmaber, dono ke sir ek hi okhli me daba kar dono ko jaan se maarne lagta hai. Vishmaber ka bhai Vishnu aakar use peeche kheench kar, kehta hai- )

Vishnu-

Maar dega, huaa kya….., beta hai tera.

Vishmaber-

( Aankhen bhar aati hain.. )             

Bhaiya..  Hraamzaade ne kahin munh dikhane ke kabil nahin choda mujhe. Ye Logon ke ghar-ghar jaakr bhainson ka doodh churata hai, Ye logon ki tijoriyan saaf kar unke paise udata hai.

( Sara parivaar chounk jata hai. )

( Abhay, Ye sunkar dar ke maare Okhli me hi ghus kar chipne lagta hai.)

Vishmaber-

( Gusse me -)

Aur to aur ab ye, Chor ka Latest Version ban kar accounts hack kar na bhi seekh gya hai. Iske kamre se Police ko 2 nakabposh Suit baramad huye hain, Police iska andar hi intzaar kar rahi hai.

Vishnu-

( Gusse me aag babula ho chuka tha, Kehta hai…..)                                                             Tu bhabhi ki haddiyan tod, main bhateeje ki todta hun.

( Dono bahut buri tarh Sarojni aur Abhay ki haddiyan todte hain. )

Abhay-

(chillata rehta hai )                                

Nahin taauji, nahin taauji…. Bahut lag rahihai.

( Vishnu use laaton se gaushala ki kuni me maar-maar kar suza deta hai.)

 

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15^th Scene- Lights, Camera, Action-                     

Location- 1] Bank 2] House 3] Forest 4] Night Road

( Vishmaber ne apne ghar me hi adhmara kar Abhay ko, uske hi room me chat se baandh kar latkaya huaa tha. Aadhi Raat ko use hosh aane lagti hai. Hosh me aakar apne haath ek dum se kholkar neeche, frsh par bina aavaj kiye girta hai. Apne chori ke dono kapde nikaal kar dekhne lagta hai. Black dress daalkar tedha-tedha apne kamre ki chat se neeche kudta hai… tedha-tedha jungle ki tarf nikal padta hai, phone nikalkar Dhoom ki dhun laga deta hai aur aage chal padta hai. Dard ke maare usse chala nahin ja raha tha.Lekin fir bhi himmat nahin chodta hai. Shehar pahunchne ke baad ek unche ped par chadh jata hai, Apna laptop nikal kar bank ke cameras aur security Sestam ko hack kar leta hai. Neeche jump maarkar utrta hai.., Dheere-dheere soye huye security guard ko rumaal sunghakar behosh kar deta hai. Bank ki tizori loot kar baig bhar leta hai. Baig ka munh kholkar dekhne lagta hai….

Abhay-

Paayal ji….. hum ab saari umr Aish se jiyenge. Aapke kadmon me main khushiyon ki jhadi laga dunga. Tumhare liye to main Dhoom ke saare records tod dunga.

( Apna phone nikal kar Dhoom ki dhun sunne lagta hai. )

( Tabhi peeche se Police aakar use Hands up karne ko kehti hai. )

( Abhay dheere-dheere unki tarf mudkar baig apni peeth se lagakar, Dhoom ki dhun ko aur zor se karta hai, aur sofe ke upar se jump maarkar, khidki ka kanch todkar baahar bhaag jaata hai. Bike start karke bahagta hai. Aage-aage bike par Abhay tha peeche-peeche dusri bikes par Police vaale the. Police bheeshan goliyon ki aavaj me Abhay ka peecha kar rahi thi.

( Subah Vishmaber, darvaja kholta hai…)

 Abhay chat se vaise hi rassiyon se, behoshi ki haalat me latka tha.

16^th Scene- Lights, Camera, Action-                        

Location- 1] College Campus

( College me Abhay ke Friends ped ke neeche baithkar baaten ker rahe the.)

Anjuman-

Aaj pta nahin Abhay college kyun nahi aaya. Aaj ek ladki ko uske saath purpose karne jana tha.

Nishant-

Kal Bank me bahut badi chori hui hai. Kya tum sabko malum hai.

Aakash-

Hone de hame kya lena hai.

Anjuman-

Pehle nashe ki lat ki dehshat thi. Ab suna hai shehar me 2 choron ki dehshat hai.

Aakash-

Jab har Government job Private thekedaron ke under jayegi, kisi ka bhi chor banna to natural hai. Jobs ka the end aur berojgaari shuru.

Nishant-

Aesa hai aane vala hamara future, kahin hame bhi chor hi na banna pade. Jis Government noukari ko paane ke liye hum mehnat kar rahe hain, Agar aane vale samay me vo government job hi nahi rahi to.

( Sabhi ke chehron par udasi cha jaati hai. )

Anjuman-

Har Students ka future, gehre andhere me kho jayega.Ye to ek full stop hai hamare future par.

17^th Scene- Lights, Camera Action-                             

Location- 1] Abhay House

( Abhay ki maan doodh ka bda gilaas, aur 6 pranthe lekar, langdaati hui Abhay ke room me aati hai. Sarojni se chla bhi nahin ja raha tha, badi mushkil se chal rahi thi. Abhay ko dekhti hai. Abhay chat se bndha-bndha so gya tha. Abhay ke papa aur chacha paani ka gilaas lekar aate hain. Uski rassiyon ko khol kar neeche utarte hain. Uske munh par Paani marte hain, use dheere-dheere hosh aane lagti hai. Abhay teeno ki tarf dekhkar darr jata hai. Khane ki thaali par uski nazar padti hai. Tedha-tedha uthkar Chup-chap paranthe khane lagta hai. Khata-khata kehne lagta hai. )

Abhay-

Papa ji, aapne to kaha tha andar Police hai.

Vishmaber-

( Payaar se uske sir par haath ferkar kehne lagta hai- )                                        

Tu kaleja hai mera, tujhe Police ke havale karunga main….. Maine to jhooth bola tha ki Police andar baithi hai.

Vishnu-

( Aankhe bhar aati hain- )                                      

Jab tu bachpan me shaitaniyan karta tha na, to tera ye chaha tere sare ilzaam apne sir le leta tha. Tu bta ye sab gnnde kaam kyu karta hai, Choriyaan kyun karta hai tu…… main tujhse itna pyar karta hun, tera ye ilzaam bhi apne sir le lunga, Bta kyun karta hai ye sab.

Abhay-

( Sun kar ankhen aansuon se bhar aati hain. Ek nazar sabki tarf dekhta hai. Sabke chehre rone ko ho gye the. Apni bhari aavaj me kehne lagta hai. )

Papa ji, main Shop me nahin baithna chahta.

Sarojni-

( Bade laad-pyaar se puchkarte huye aur garv se kehne lagti hai- )

Mera beta… kya Dhoom Next Series nikalne vala hai. I am Proud of you. Dekha kaise Aamir khaan Dhoom me chori karta hai. Bete chori karna sekhni ho to Aamir khaan se sekhna. Film ke end tak kisi ke haath nahin aata hai.

( Vishmaber gusse me aape se baahar hone vala tha.., Vishnu harani se dekh raha tha ki uski bhabhi seekh kya de rahi hai. )

Sarojni-

( Pyaar se chehre par haath fairti hui, aur garv mehsus karti hui kehne lagti hai…. )

Mere bete aajakl choron ka jamana nahin raha hai.

( Abhay bade chaav se maan ki baaten sun raha tha, aur Paraanthe kha raha tha.)

Sarojni –

Aajakl Hackers ka jamana hai, ek bahut hi mast movie hai Hollywood ki, jiske 5-6 parts hain. Har Parts me Hacking ke jabrdast tareeke bataye huye hain. Naam to mujhe yaad nahin aa raha hai, lekin tu Google par search maar lena.

Abhay-

( Masumiyat se kehta hai-)

Thanks maa, mujhe spot karne ke liye, 2 Paraanthe aur laogi…

Sarojni-

Abhi laai mere laal.

Vishmaber-

( Pure gusse me, gardan aur kamar se pakad kar apni bibi ko, khidki se neeche faink deta hai. Sarojni chilati hui khidki ka kaanch faadkar 2 manjila neeche paani ke tab me chapaak kar girti hai. Abhay ki tarf pure gusse me ghumta hai, Abhay darr kar kaanpta huaa deaavar ke kinaron se jaakar sat gya tha.)

Vishmaber-

( Pure gusse me kehta hai……)                          

Kyun Kiya tune ye sab ?

Abhay-

( Masumiyat se ghabrata aur kaanpta hua kehne lagta hai. )

Papa ji……, Papa ji, bahut dukh hota hai jab koi ladki Shop me aakar bhaiya ji, bhaiya ji kehne lagti hai.

( Rota huaa kehne lagta hai…)

Papa ji, usse bhi jyada dukh tab hota hai, jab…… koi ladki, meri girlfriend Bani ho aur, discount, discount ke lalach, me mujhe bhaiya-bhaiya kehkar chali jaye.

Vishnu-

Tujhe shrm nahin aa rhai…

Abhay-

( Rota huaa- ).                                                         

Aap to budhe ho chuke ho, aapki samjh se bahar hai ye baaten. Mujhe lagta hai aap dono ki umr nikal chuki hai, aapko meri baaten samjh nahin aa rahi hain. Main Shop me nahin baithna chahta.

Vishmaber-

( Gala sukh jata hai, thodi der soch kar kehta hai-)

Ye mudda bake me hi ganbheer hai. Chal mat baithna….., lekin ye bta tu chori kyun karta hai ?

Abhay-

( Uske chehre par khushi aane lagti hai-)       

Aapki bahu ke liye, Paayal se main bahut pyaar karta hun. Main Paayal ke kharche uthane ke liye chor bana hun.

Vishmaber-

( Gusse se hairani me- )                      

Paayal ke liye tune laakhon ki Choriyaan ki ?

Abhay-

( Rone ko munh ho jata hai- )                                     

kitni girlfriends banai maine, sab-ki-sab discount ke lalach me bhaiya ji bolti gayi, lekin khrcha to vo bhi karvati hi thin. Aap Paayal se meri shaadi karvaao……. Nahin to kahin aesa na ho Dhoom ki Next Series mujh par hi bane. Mere dil ka dard aap dono nahin samjh sakte.

( Papa aur chacha dono chup ho jaate hain, thodi der soch kar kehte hain……)

Vishmaber-

Tu shop me ab kabhi bhi mat baithna…..,  jee le apni marzi ki jindgi, aur Le aa Paayal ko, karte hain tere haath peele. Agar paayal dikhne me kaali bhains aur sadi hui kutiya ki tarah bhi hogi na…… to bhi teri shaadi usse kara denge.

18^th Scene- Lights, Camera Action-                             

Location- 1] College Room 2] Abhay House

( 6 mahine baad ………. )

( Abhy apne Charon doston ke saamne college room me dahaaden maar-maar kar ro raha tha. Dost use chup karaane ki koshish kar rahe the, lekin chup nahi ho rhaa tha. Kabhi ek dost ki chaati par sir patk raha tha, to kabhi dusre dost ki chaati par sir patke ja raha tha, Aur zor se dahaaden maar kar rone lagta hai. Dono haath muthiyaan banakar doston ke seene par marne lagta hai.

( Aese dahaad raha tha use dekhkar hi hansi choote ja rahi thi.)

Dost use uske ghar pahuncha dete hain. Uska sara parivaar use rota huaa dahadta dekh kar ikktha ho jata hai. Maan use baahon me bhar kar bolti hai-

Sarojni-

( Aankhon me aasun aa gaye the. ).                       

Kya huaa mere laal, tu ro kyun raha hai.

Abhay-

( Maa ki chaati par dahaaden maar-maar kar rone lagta hai. )

Maa main kahin ka nahin raha. Mujhe koi advice de maa, Advice de maa…Tera laal saari umr ab baap na ban jayega.

Sarojni-

( Gusse me, behte aansuo ke saath apne pati ko fatkaar lagakar kehti hai-)                                            Pad gai aapke kaleje me thandak. Aapne mere bete ka apni tarh Operation hi kara diya na.

Abhay-

( Gusse se-)

( Sunkar zameen par patak kar aur zor se dahaaden maar-maar rone lagta hai.)

Sarojni-

( Aansuon ke saath , Abhay ko chup karvane lagti hai -)

Na mere laal, na… mujhe malum hai opretion ka dard…..

Vishmaber-

Iska matlab tu Paayal se milkar aaya hai.

Abhay-

( Masumiyat se haan me rota huaa sir halata hai )

Vishmaber-

( Harani se kehne lagta hai- )             

Paayal ki beauty…… Black hai….,. Kahin Paayal kaali-kaluti to nahin hai.

Abhay-

( Baitha-baitha aasmaan ki tarf dono haath karke zor se rota huaa dahadta hai. Sisk-sisk kar kehne lagta hai- )

Papa ji……., Jis Ladki ke liye maine, choriyan ki, Hackers bna, Bank lute….., vo ek ladka tha.

( Sabhi chounk jaate hain, sabki aankhe khuli-ki-khuli reh jaati hain. )

Abhay-

( Zor se dahaad maar kar rota hai. Rote-rote kehne lagta hai… )                                         Mammy ji Paayal mujhe raat ko phone par, 2-2 baze tak jagaye rakhti thi.

( Vishmaber aur Vishnu ki zor se hansi, choot aati hai. Uske dost apni hansi ko jabardasti munh me dabaye huye the. )

Abhay-

Papa ji…….., na jaane kitni hi kissiyaan aur chimmiyan mujhe raat-raat bhar deti rehti thi.

( Sarojni darr kar khadi ho jaati hai. Vishmaber ki hansi cantrol se baahar ho rahi thi, Abhay ki tarf peeth karta huaa…… hansi se neeche gir padta hai. )

Sarojni-

( Uske rote huye aansuon ko ponchte huye kehne lagti hai. )

Na mere laal….. tujhe galat fehmi hui hogi, koi ladka, kisi ladke se raat-raat bhar jaag-jaag kar kya baaten kar saktaa hai.

Abahy-

( Sun kar pure zor se dahaad maarkar rota huaa saari nights ki yaaden yaad karne lagta hai. )

Webseries Completed…….                                                 

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